emit and exude

baby:m- m- m- ma- ma-
mother:mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
baby:m-ma..ma mama mama!
mother:oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers
— 10 hours ago with 34036 notes
#then your son is worthless 
thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

timewillnothavemercy:

safety-goth:

Hydrate. 

im gonna shove this up my ass

DO NOT SHove the ice up your ass!

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

timewillnothavemercy:

safety-goth:

Hydrate. 

im gonna shove this up my ass

DO NOT SHove the ice up your ass!

— 13 hours ago with 220294 notes

jaycanuck:

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

OMG

(via square-thoughts)

— 15 hours ago with 313670 notes
baby:d-d-d-d
dad:daddy?
baby:destroy capitalism
karl marx:nice
— 16 hours ago with 48536 notes

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

(via gendertier)

— 20 hours ago with 58350 notes

salty-ebert:

I hate whiny fucking songs like this,
But I can’t afford a therapist.
Sorry guys, here’s a solo.

(via stumbling-bumbling)

— 20 hours ago with 1944 notes
#andrew jackson jihad  #songs